andythornton.me.uk...... belief test page
Here's a little test I devised to see if you're a person of great faith or a complete
nutter. Simply go down the questions answering in the believe columns then hit "submit"
for an instant verdict on your faith. You don't have to include your name so you've
got nothing to lose!
- If you believe you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer
- The Gods live on Mount Olympus
- God is knowable as “Father”, “Son” and “Holy Spirit”
- The fridge light goes off when you close the door
- All people are sinners and need saving
- By never using drugs you will have a better life in the long run
- Jesus Christ was born of a virgin
- Abba wrote some pretty good songs
- God is most findable amongst the poor
- The devil is a sinister force present on the earth
- You can tell when the Holy Spirit is speaking to you
- A visit to the temple prostitute should help the harvest
- You can’t get better than a Kwik Fit fitter
- One instinctively knows when something is right
- The death of Jesus has saved the world
- It’s better to tell the truth than lie
- It’s inappropriate to go out naked in public places
- You should swap parents whenever you feel like it
- You mustn’t chop off your auntie’s fingers with a meat cleaver
- After death we face the judgement of God
- Beethoven touches the soul
- Tony Blair has the answers for Britain
- Two loving homosexual parents will be better for a child than a single parent with
a succession of lovers
- My spirit can connect with other people’s without words
- In a perfect society everyone would be free to do what they wanted, whenever they
wanted
- True love can overcome most difficulties
- Orgasm is an experience that celebrates love
- The truth is in our souls
- Christianity condemns homosexuality
- The Bible is God’s written message on earth
find out the truth about your faith...